50 Plant and Cactus Puns for Your Inner Plant Lady

Puns are great way to plant a smile on your friends’ and family’s faces. Greeting cards and birthday texts are always better when you stick in a fun pun or two. Gifting plants to your friends and loved ones is also more fun when they’re accompanied by a witty card with a pun picked just for them!

We have a full list of witty plant puns and cactus puns to make sure you don’t leaf anyone out. Peruse through our collection to see what clever pun you wood like to use!

Plant Puns

1. You grow girl!

2. You’re my bam-boo.

3. I’d never leaf you.

4. Don’t kale my vibe.

5. You make my heart skip a beet.

6. Do you need some encourage-mint?

7. Aloe you vera much.

8. I’m kind of a big dill.

1. It’s party thyme.

2. Wood you be mine?

3. Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

4. Chive never met anyone quite like you.

1. Thistle be the best day ever.

2. Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.

3. I hate when bay leaves.

4. Say aloe to my little friend.

1. Let me plant one on ya!

2. Everyone romaine calm.

3. Chive loved you for so long.

4. We’re mint to be.

5. I’m very frond of you.

6. Uno moss.

7. Pot it like it’s hot.

8. Our friendship is unbeleafable.

9. Let’s take a leaf of faith.

1. I’m rooting for you!

2. I wet my plants.

3. Lettuce do our best.

4. Long thyme no see.

5. Good chives only.

6. Fennel I see you again?

7. Plant a kiss on me.

Cactus Puns

1. I’m glad I pricked you.

2. We make a prickly pear.

3. Let’s stick together.

4. You’re looking sharp.

5. I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”

6. Sup succa.

7. Life would succ without you.

1. Hope your birthday is on point.

2. Pretty fly for a cacti.

3. I’m a succa for puns.

4. I’ll never desert you.

5. You’re stuck with me.

6. I’m so glad we pricked each other.

1. You prickle my fancy.

2. Succulents are planttastic.

3. Stuck on you.

4. You’re a sucCUTElent.

Plants are great for brightening up a room, creating a funny pun and improving the air! If you’re in the market for a few new plants, consider picking up some air-purifying houseplants to elevate your space. You can also take extra care of your plants by feeding them some homemade plant food to keep them nourished, happy and healthy!